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Your accent / Tu acento
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Loooking for native english speakers for text chat
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Usando Gerundios
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Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)
Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)
Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)
Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)
Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)
Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!
A: "I was born in California."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
A: "Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo?"
B: "No, I'm sorry I don't."
A: "Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left."
A man was complaining to a railroad engineer.
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The railroad engineer replied.
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay…
Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw?
Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)?
If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw,"…
I want you all to write an essay, said the teacher. Miss Smith, to her class about what you would do if you won a fortune. Everybody started writing, except Willy who looked out of the window. At the end of the lesson, the teacher collected the essa…
A man said to the other man: Your dog´s barking very loudly. I hope he´s not going to bite me. The second man said : Don´t worry. You know the old proverb: A barking dog were never bites. And the first man said : Yes, I know the proverb, you know th…
Un grupo para los que les gusta aprender inglés por las lecciones audios.
I forgot my wife´s birthday - what did she say ?
Nothing. - that´s alright then.
Yes, nothing... for three weeks
How many people work in your office ?
about half of them
What´s the maximun penalty for bigamy ?
two mothers in law.
Listen, Tommy, if you promise never to say that rude word again, I will give you ten pence,
Oh, I know another that is worth at least fifty pence.
Profile Information
- Age group - Grupo etáreo
- 14-18
- Country of Origin / País de Origen
- spain
- I now live in /Ahora vivo en
- spain
- Proficiency Level in English / Nivel de Dominio en inglés
- Beginner/Principiante
- Proficiency Level in Spanish / Nivel de Dominio en español
- Native/Nativo
- I like to do exchanges via... / Me gusta hacer intercambios por ...
- Text Chat/ Chat Texto, Voice Chat/ Chat Voz, Webcam
- I prefer an exchange with someone from...../ Prefiero un intercambo con alguien de...
- Australia, Canada, USA, UK, Mexico, Central America, South America, Spain, any / cualquier
- I'm usually available during .. / Normalmente estoy disponible durante..
- almost always
Comment Wall (4 comments)
- At 5:18pm on June 2, 2010,
Cherry said…
- frankie.mp3
- At 5:00pm on January 18, 2010,
Cherry said…
- hi. Try this.
hello francisco.wma
- At 5:43pm on September 20, 2009,
Austen said… - Lo siento, mi computador apago. Pues, mucho gusto!
- At 10:27am on September 13, 2009,
Cherry said…
- Happy Birthday, Paquito!
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